THANK YOU ANNIE!

Annie-

That was the Best Dream Cruise Ever! You made our summer. I really should say “Merry Dismas” because here are Jack and I – total newbies to your world, and you go and invite us while dissing Jay and Ande. We feel super special. I’ve included a picture of your house which is their closest view of it – from the outside looking in.

But to be the guests of honor there, to see your husband’s mafia masterpiece, to hang with the funny forgetful fiance who overcame his stroke, to hang with your friend since you were 5 or 7 depending on who is telling the truth, to be adored and squeezed by so many of your vulnerable widow friends who already had heard of us because you pimped us out as the legendary “Fentanyl Fathers” – it was all so over the top wonderful! And the Food!! WOW. It was so good that even though I arrived full I left like a balloon ready to be popped.

It was a true privilege to be chosen above your old friends – but let’s throw those little people a bone of hope from a classic Drew song – they’ll have to catch you “Another Day“, in another year for the next Dream Cruise. See in ’24!
Thanks – we felt special and much more liked and respected than your normal friends. It was easily the highlight of our summer.
Much gratitude,

Greg

Greg SwanGreg@FentanylFathers.org248 667 2722 | FentanylFathers.org

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